Our Cinderella has Ugly Sisters called Ammonia and Amnesia, a Fairy Godmother who has delegated most of her responsibilities to her intern, and bailiffs named Grabbit and Runn.

Our Sleeping Beauty has a Dame who's also the Queen, a Herald who's lost his trumpet, and a villain whose arrival at the naming ceremony sets everything spectacularly wrong.

Our Dick Whittington has a villain who hates clean water, a Dame with a sausage-based running gag, and a custard pie scene that requires very careful pronunciation.

Our Snow White has a Narrator nobody listens to, a Prince disguised as a delivery man, and seven brothers with very silly names.

Our Peter Pan has a Dame who's first mate on a pirate ship, a fairy who needs a body double, and a crocodile the script never quite lets you forget.