The Little Mermaid
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15 Characters • 11 Principals, 4 Supporting plus Ensemble • Running time ~1h 50m

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The ENSEMBLE, as Mermaids and Sea-Creatures, are gathered and waiting for QUEEN MARINA’s State of the Sea Address.

THEODORE enters grandly.

THEODORE: Stand aside! Make way! I am Lobster Theodore; Her Majesty's Most Loyal Hermit, Guarder of the Oysters, Keeper of the Pearls, Defender of the Reef, and Generally Snappy Dresser!

SCAMPI: (To the AUDIENCE) He always has these unnecessarily long titles. Last time he introduced himself I missed the tide.

ENSEMBLE. 1: And as for snappy dresser, you should see him on casual Fridays.

THEODORE: (Bristling) Excuse me… For I am Lobster Theodore, Her Majesty's Most Loyal Hermit...

SCAMPI: Yes, yes, we know. Do you have to say the whole thing every time?

THEODORE: Of course I do, for I am Lobster Theodore, Her Majesty's Most...

ALL: (Interrupting) Alright!

SCAMPI: Why are you here and what do you want?

THEODORE: Some respect. Just a little bit.

SCAMPI: (Cheekily) OK, Aretha Franklin.

THEODORE: That is NOT my name!

SCAMPI: We know. It's Lobster Theodore...

As SCAMPI says his name, members of the ENSEMBLE begin joining in, one title at a time, until all are speaking in unison.

SCAMPI & ENSEMBLE: Her Majesty's Most Loyal Hermit... Guarder of the Oysters... Keeper of the Pearls... Defender of the Reef...

ALL: And Generally Snappy Dresser!

THEODORE: Precisely. Now. Queen Marina is on her way with her daughters for the State of the Sea address and she’s not in the finest of moods.

SCAMPI: Why not?

THEODORE: Because one of her daughters is missing.

Everyone gasps dramatically.

SCAMPI: Which one?

THEODORE: Ariel.

Everyone immediately relaxes.

ENSEMBLE 1: Oh, she's always swimming off.

ENSEMBLE 2: She'll be at the surface, looking at humans again.

THEODORE: (Sharply) Don't say the H-word. Her Majesty doesn't like it.

SCAMPI: (To the AUDIENCE) Many years ago, the Queen's parents were caught in fishing nets and never came back. So you can understand why she's not their biggest fin.

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