Our Alice in Wonderland script has a perennially late rabbit, a beheading obsessed baddie, and a Cheshire Cat who always speaks in questionably rhyming verse.

Our Little Mermaid takes the classic story and adds on a sea-witch, a Dame with a passion for singing, and a very pompous Lobster.

The Sherwood Forest Girl Guides are the reason Robin gets out of the dungeon. The Sheriff's mum turns up mid-plot with sandwiches, crusts removed.

Our Pinocchio has a Dame who's a carpenter with a Lumber-ghini joke, a villain who's the good fairy's brother, and a climactic scene set inside a whale.

A pet rabbit grows to human size and starts talking, and the script treats this as the most reasonable thing that has happened all afternoon.

Our Jack and the Beanstalk has a cow with strong opinions about milking stools, a Giant Tax collected by the giant's mum, and a beanstalk that actually grows.

Our Beauty and the Beast has a wicked witch who won’t take no for an answer, a castle full of talking furniture, and a clock permanently stuck at five twenty-three.

Our Goldilocks is set inside a circus, features a custard pie machine called the Pie-O-Matic 6000, and has a villain who steals a lollipop from Baby Bear.

Our Cinderella has two Ugly Sisters, two bailiffs and two Fairy Godmothers. An exciting retelling of a perennial panto classic.

Our Sleeping Beauty has a Dame who's also the Queen, a Herald who's lost his trumpet, and an interval duration of 100 years and 20 minutes.

Sugartown throws a celebration of cakes and biscuits and forgets to invite the witch. That’s the sort of oversight that gets two children kidnapped.

Master of muck, duke of dirt and sire of the sewers. King Rat introduces himself, the boos arrive on cue, and the show is up and running.

Hook is undone less by Peter than by his own crew's inability to follow a sentence. Plus the extra UK licence every production of this title has to sort out.

Our Aladdin swaps sand and spectacle for something closer to home, built for comic performers who love a proper joke in every scene.

Lucky, Dizzy, Jolly, Skippy, Cosy, Snoozy and Clappy. Seven names that tell you most of what you need to know about how this one plays.