Dick and Sarah the Cook in a performance of this Dick Whittington pantomime script

Dick Whittington Pantomime Script

Dick Whittington always has a cat. This one can talk, and always gets the cream.

King Rat and his Rat-Pack of jazz-obsessed henchmen have overrun the city, so Dick sets out to clear the vermin and win the heart of Alice. Meanwhile Idle Jack takes falling asleep a bit too literally, and Sarah the Cook works through an impressively international restaurant menu gag.

There's also a sea voyage with a mop drill and a visit to Sultan Pepper’s palace to keep your Ensemble engaged, and an unpronounceable sign-reading gag that will have your audience in stitches.

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Cast Size: 11 Principal Characters, plus 2 Supporting Roles and Ensemble

Approximate Running Time: 2 hours plus Interval


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Dick Whittington Pantomime Script Excerpt

An evil chord plays as KING RAT enters. FRANK and SAMMY (his Henchmen) enter from the other side.

FRANK: Sorry we’re late sir.

SAMMY: A hundred apologies.

KING RAT: I’ve told you before to stop apologising.

FRANK: And we’re very sorry we do.

SAMMY: A thousand apologies. 

KING RAT: I said stop it.

FRANK: Please forgive us.

SAMMY: A million apologies.

KING RAT: Have you quite finished?

FRANK: Yes.

Beat. FRANK and SAMMY look at each other and then back at KING RAT. They speak at the same time.

FRANK and SAMMY: Sorry.

KING RAT rolls his eyes.

KING RAT: Enough. Where are the others?

FRANK: They’re on their way. Dean got distracted by a wheelie bin.

SAMMY: You should have seen it, it was overflowing with really good rubbish..

FRANK: I can’t believe the sort of thing those humans throw away!

KING RAT: That’s the trouble with humans, they don’t know their rubbish!

FRANK: They’ve even got this new slogan… reduce, reuse, recycle!

SAMMY: Is that why we’re reusing some of the same jokes as last year?

Beat.

KING RAT: What’s the latest with Alderman Fitzwarren’s city clean up plan?

FRANK: Bad news I’m afraid. They’ve got a council meeting tomorrow about extending the low emissions zone.

KING RAT: What is that?

FRANK: It’s part of his plan to give everyone easy access to clean air and fresh water.

KING RAT is horrified and almost gags at the idea.

KING RAT: What?!

SAMMY: Actually, that’s not true sir.

KING RAT: Thank goodness!

SAMMY: His plan is to give everyone fresh air and clean water!

KING RAT: That’s even worse! How are we supposed to spread disease and pestilence when public services are going round cleaning everything up! Oh I hate the council!

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Production Photos

Dick meets Sarah the Cook and the Alderman at the restaurant
Performers in a production of Dick Whittington Pantomime Script
Full Company photo during the finale of a Dick Whittington pantomime script performance
Frank and Sammy, the hench-rats, wearing pink tuxedos with ice packs on their heads after being beaten in a fight

Dick Whittington Characters

Principal Characters

  • Dick Whittington: Titular character seeking his fortune

  • Sarah the Cook: The Dame. Restauranteur and Jack’s mum

  • Idle Jack: A lazy lad

  • Eileen: Dick’s talking Cat

  • Alderman Fitzwarren: Leader of the local council

  • Alice Fitzwarren: Dick’s love interest

  • Fairy Bow-Bells: A magical fairy and Dick’s spiritual guide

  • King Rat: Villainous vermin and ruler of rat-kind

  • Frank and Sammy: Hench-rats and members of the Rat Pack

  • Captain Watt: Captain of the Unsinkable II

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